And this guy, this fucking guy, he says: "Oh, I hate Raleigh, I live in Asheville now and love it." So immediately I'm like, you damn idiot hippy. Raleigh kicks ass. And I try to tell him this, I'm all, "I like Asheville too, but how could you hate Raleigh?!" He just spews some nonsense about how there's like, not enough nature in Raleigh, or some shit. I mean, what a retarded piece of shit. At some point, I vaguely remember getting up abruptly and going to the other side of the fire.
Now, come on. I have no right to be offended, I know this. I'm not even from here. I only moved to Raleigh, on a whim, a little over a year and a half ago. My boyfriend, who I had known for all of 4 months, was all, "hey girl I gotta go to grad school in the city, wanna join?" and I was all, "nah I gotta go to Colombia to learn Spanish and shit." But then I didn't go to Colombia. And I missed him. And I certainly never learned Spanish. So I moved here, and it was one of the few super reckless life decisions I've made that have actually turned out well. Go figure.
Anyway. To formally address the "not enough nature" argument against Raleigh: Fuck that.
Things To Do OUTSIDE In Raleigh
The JC Raulston Arboretum and Botanical Gardens
Part of NC State University Campus
The Arboretum is one of my favorite places in the city. There's never a lot of people, just a few Asians taking pictures in the Japanese garden and the random couple holding hands on the rooftop terrace. If I wasn't too lazy to leave my apartment most of the time, this is the place I would go read a book and drink coffee for hours.
There are cute little ponds,
Beautiful fields of flowers,
Annual color trials
learnin' about nature
an Asian valley,
And the public restrooms are adorable.
In the summer it's open from 8 to 8 (Winter hours are 8 to 5), and there's all sorts of kids education events, if you're into that.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "oh snap, Raleigh DOES have a lot of nature." But that ain't even it. Besides that, we have, like, a ton of lakes. Seriously. People are all, "hey I'm going to the lake," and you have to ask, "which one?" Because there are so many.
Except there are actually about 5. My favorite, probably because it's the closest one to my apartment, is Lake Johnson.
Lake Johnson Nature Park
view from paddleboat
Although Johnson is smaller than it's neighbors, Wheeler and Jordan, there's still a ton of crap to do. There are picnic areas with public grills. There are jon boat, pedal boat, kayak, canoe, and sailboat rentals.
For a while, I was good friends with a crazy girl, and we spent several afternoons on the lake.
this is illegal and leads to terrible hangovers
Paddleboard and yoga classes are offered, as well as a bunch that I can't remember. There's even a fishing tournament. But my favorite part is the 5+ miles of trails. (3.5 paved, 2 unpaved)
view from a trail
Sometimes I decide that maybe I'll live longer if I start exercising, and in a fit of enthusiasm, my boyfriend and I walk the trails and talk about leaves and I make fun of fat people. Sometimes you try to get away from people who are on awkward first dates because the guy is talking to much, so you go down a side trail, but they follow you with their stupid dog and then it's super awkward because you have to stop and pretend to stare at the lake and simultaneously make sure you're not stepping in poison ivy as they go around you. But that's a pretty rare occurrence. Also there's a little lake dam that you can climb down into at night and splash around and drink whiskey. But you didn't hear it from me.
Parks and Squares
In addition to our awesome ass lakes, Raleigh has about a million parks suitable for various needs. For example, if you happen to be in need of some crack cocaine, just go to the tiny park right next to the bus station, Moores Square. I guarantee you'll find some there. If you need to drink a cheap bottle of wine with your friends after the bar closes and no one can drive, just hop on over to Nash Square for a while before you hail a taxi. Perhaps you find yourself slightly drunk from a long lunch at the Raleigh Times, and you just need to lay down and read an Indy Weekly for a bit. The tidy little area around the State Capitol Building is the perfect place to do so.
Of course, not all park actives have to be associated with drinking. They're even nice enough to hang out in sober! My favorite place to hang out, in front of the Museum block, is perfect for taking terrible family photos when they're in town for Christmas and you have to be at work in 30 minutes.
"we are not photogenic people," to quote my aunt
Bonus: the Museum of Natural Science is right across the street.
Indians love nature
Okay, okay, I realize that except for the Lake Johnson one, these places are more city squares than nature parks. But just chill out for a second. I haven't even told you about Pullen Park. I don't have any pictures yet, so you'll just have to take my word for it-Pullen Park is the shit. If you have loud ass kids that need to get out of the house, take those brats to Pullen. If you have an extra 20 minutes before work and it's already on your way and everything, go walk around Pullen. If you wanna hotdog-they have those. Pullen Park.
Now I don't even wanna mention this next one.
William B. Umstead State Park
Umstead blows the "not enough nature" shit out of the water. You don't even know what nature IS until you've been to Umstead.
hint: it's this
This place is huge. NC State forestry kids come out here to identify trees for their classes.
They also perform gruesome experiments.
A ton of people come out here to jog, but I mostly just stumble around and ask Jon questions about the trees.
all up in nature
Had enough nature yet? Too fucking bad. If you like art, and being outside, you gotta check out theNC Museum of Art Museum Park
It was super hot the day I went and my friend and I had to leave to go get beer, but there's a couple miles of trails out there, as well as picnic tables, and little signs about ecology and stuff.
Oh, and some big ass statues.
big Ass Statue
The actual Art Museum is closed on Mondays, but you are free to roam the grounds until a beer run is necessary.
Raleigh Little Theater and Rose Garden
little theater, pretty garden
I'm not a huge fan of roses because they're ugly and cliche, but this area is beautiful. Even though there are apparently 56 varieties of ugly ass roses.
nature is pretty
I've never gone to a show, but the theater itself is pretty cool. It reminds me a lot of Italy.
Italian ass theater
Besides the stuff I've already mentioned, there's also a few small parks around Cameron Village that I like to sit in sometimes, the creepy and awesome Oakwood Cemetery (pictures soon!), and, if you're into it, some serious golfing in the area. Then there's
The Friends of Dorothea Dix Park,
Dorothea Dix Park a beautiful area with a killer view you can pose stupidly in front of the day after you get back from Costa Rica and you still feel the need to be outside at every moment. BECAUSE YOU CAN IN RALEIGH.
suck it camp fire guy!
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